Alerts

Attention without generic dashboard vibes.

Colony alerts are not just red badges. They carry care windows, rescue deadlines, moderation risk, and a believable bridge into the operator stack when the situation stops being lightweight.

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Focused colonySunbeam House

Medication loop is on time and supper prep opens in 41 minutes.

Visible alerts3

2 match the current cat focus directly

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Sunbeam House is quiet. A duplicate follower report auto-resolved and no location or safety issues are open.

Selected alert

Care reminder due soon

Watching

Miso’s inhaler window opens in 41 minutes and the reward treat is already staged.

Owner

Leah · medication lead

Due: Due in 41m

Focused cat

Miso Lantern

Inhaler check at 7:30 PM with salmon reward queued right after.

Operator posture

Sunbeam House is quiet. A duplicate follower report auto-resolved and no location or safety issues are open.

No unresolved care escalations. One new follower burst arrived after today’s blanket-fort reel.

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Attention board

What needs eyes right now

3 surfaced

Escalation context

Blanket fort secured before the humans found their coffee

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Miso staged a silent takeover of the warm chair, annexed the blanket fringe, and then posted the victory sequence from the best light in the room.

Current mood

Defending the warmest chair with graceful authority.

Miso’s inhaler window opens in 41 minutes and the reward treat is already staged.

Why followers care

12.6k profile followers · 68% local household audience

Followers show up for glamour, but stay for the tiny daily rituals and gentle tyranny.